Friday, November 04, 2016

I Won't Be Voting For You, Trump

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It's been a while since I unleashed another one of my TransGriot song rewrites upon the world, and while listening to my Spotify 80's playlist, the lyrics hit me while listening to Public Enemy for the perfect rewrite slamming the Trumpenfuhrer.

Y'all know the drill. Fire up your fave music program and sing to Moni's remixed lyrics

I Won't Be Voting For You, Trump
(sung to the tune of I Can't Do Nuttin' For Ya Man' by Public Enemy)

Runnin' for POTUS day and night
Runnin' a racist campaign, yipes
For your GOP political home
Beat 17 peeps my mind is blown
Get criticized you wanna sue
Disrespecting women, now I'm through
You're getting help from Breitbart chumps
I won't be voting for you Trump


I won't be voting for you TrumpAmerica's already great, you see
I won't be voting for you Trump

It went to Hillary 
I won't be voting for you Trump
You're the favorite of the Klan
I won't be voting for you Trump
You'll put America in a jam

Your supporters are lily white
Campaign lies every day and night
Cyberbullying all the girls
As conservafools all clutch their pearls
Claiming Hillary will take your guns
Saying Mexicans are scum 
You're the  POTUS nominee, chump
But I won't be voting for you Trump

I won't be voting for you Trump
Nobody should be voting for you Trump

You're a raving bigot son
November 8 you will be done
Watching you lose this election (pow)
To Hillary sure will be fun
Face the facts that's on the shelf
Don't qualify for POTUS because of wealth
The Blacks can't stand you chump
I won't be voting for you Trump

I won't be voting for you Trump
You want ten dollars for what?
I won't be voting for you Trump
You can kiss my big Black butt
I won't be voting for you Trump
I'm busy tryin' to be  me
I won't be voting for you Trump
That's the way my vote goes gee

Bass for your face! Go vote people
Bass in your face!  I early voted
Drop that vote homey!  What do I have to lose?
Drop that vote homey!  I ain't trying to hear that
Beat the GOP!  Tired of your oppression
Beat the GOP   Probably cheating on Melania
Beat the GOP,  Hope y'all lose the  House and Senate, too
(laughter, than fade)

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